You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
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Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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