THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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