at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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