so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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