Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
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Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
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You've changed since you got that strap on
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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