We won't sleep together?
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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