is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
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I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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