i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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