Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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