great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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