Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
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We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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