While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
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We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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