Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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