Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Randomize
