thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?