I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.