protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
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I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
How many fucks given?
0.12846
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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