i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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