Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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