Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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