I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
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i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
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We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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