So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
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As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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