I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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