I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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