I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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