Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
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Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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