Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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