If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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