No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
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also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
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Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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