If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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