Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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