its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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