I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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