I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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