youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
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