It's like a parade of train wrecks.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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