i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I told the bartender that his red, white and blue shots were terrible and tasted like Thomas Jefferson's balls.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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