READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
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I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
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You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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