So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
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Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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