maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
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At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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