so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
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So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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