Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
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They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
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