yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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