she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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