just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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