so explain again why im purple
no
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
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You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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