Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
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