Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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