summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
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