just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
how drunk are you?
Several
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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