So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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