well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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