Well apparently he's into motor boating.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
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Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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