Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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