so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
My cat gives me a boner
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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