using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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